Ted Nugent on His Never-Ending Tour Life: “I Never Used the R-Word”

Ted Nugent performing live on stage, wearing camouflage clothing and playing a Gibson Byrdland guitar.
Did you know? Ted Nugent once claimed he avoided the Vietnam War draft by intentionally failing his medical exam—by going weeks without bathing, eating junk food, and defecating in his pants before his physical. He later denied it, saying it was all a joke. Either way, that’s one hell of a strategy.—Image: Dan Rainville / Reproduction / Press Release

Ted Nugent, 76 years old and still grinding away, is back on stage after his farewell tour. Not because he changed his mind. Because, according to him, he never used the word retire. That was everyone else’s mistake.

“I never used the word ‘retire’… I made it quite clear that I still crave to play,” Nugent said, possibly while cradling a gun and glaring at a hotel room he refused to stay in. His new “SpeakEzy Rockout” shows will celebrate the 50th anniversary of “Stranglehold”, a song that has probably outlived most of its original listeners.

The reason for this un-retirement? Dogs. Dogs that look sad when he leaves. Dogs that explode when he comes home. Also, welders. “I got old buddies that still weld… one of ’em is 86 years old.” The implication is that if old men can still melt steel, old men can still play guitar.

Of course this means getting on the road again, which he hates. “Hotels are jail. I hate jail… A hotel room is jail.” He has deep personal beef with the TSA, preferring instead to only travel by private jet, because “if somebody doesn’t send a jet, I don’t go anywhere.” A lifestyle choice most working musicians can definitely relate to.

Nugent, whose music career is now mostly footnoted by his political outbursts, insists he will “always play music” because he “still craves it.” He just won’t be “swinging from ropes” or “wearing a loincloth” anymore. Which is a real tragedy for the loincloth industry.

Fans who thought they had seen the last of Uncle Ted’s guitar flamethrower routine were wrong. He will keep playing, whenever he feels like it. But only for special occasions, corporate gigs, and situations where someone sends a jet.

Ted Nugent has never exactly been known for subtlety, and now he’s giving fans access to his entire vault of unreleased material—because apparently, nearly six decades of rock and controversy just weren’t enough. If you thought you’d seen all the wildest moments of Uncle Ted’s career, NugeVault is here to prove you wrong. Somewhere in that archive, there’s probably a lost recording of him yelling at the TSA or threatening to duel someone over gun rights. Who knows? Maybe we’ll even get a remastered edition of him surviving the ‘70s without getting arrested.

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